9) "You're about as subtle as an unsubtle thing."
(A sentence that died halfway through.)
51) "If the two of you are lesbian lovers I should know so that I can . . . do nothing about it!"
(One of those sentences that should never have been started.)
72) "I'm as tightly wound as that thing that's wound really tight."
(I think finals are closing in again . . . )
102) "Will you do me?"
(A sentence that kinda needed to be finished ...)
114) "Your head is at face level with my door."
(Even the right way around, this sentence would not make sense.)
125) "Okay, you're either tired or you're . . . tired."
(Another one of our famous sentences that died halfway through! Yay!)
159) "Someone has a strange sense of something."
160) "I've got it! It's ... it's mmyeah!"
(Mozenrath. It's Mozenrath. Really.)
168) "Your thingie has a thingie."
(The sentence that wasn't.)
182) "This isn't . . . I don't know."
(Guess what? Another sentence that died halfway! Woo!)
188)"I wasn't depressed until I realized I was depressed."
(And somewhere in Florida, another sentence bites the dust . . .)
229) "Is your car to take okay?"
(Sentence up mix.)
292) "Lain makes sense in a totally not-making-sense sort of way."
(Riiiiight.)
318) "Me are the right people."
334) "I started to say a sentence, and then I had a thing with whatever."
335) "That makes about as much sense as something that makes no sense."
(And the quote list reaches new intellectual heights.)
336) "And something called something I can't pronounce."
(Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?)
343) "[She's] okay when she's not being not okay."
422) "I'm stopping to make sense now."
(....tired?)
439) "I should get going."
"But ... thingie!"
"That's a persuasive argument."
463) "Oh, and I also need to ... have a complete brain cramp."
(Isn't that on everyone's to-do list?)
471) "I thought the plural of proof is ... I don't know."
494) "Movie. Time. See when?"
(Caveman English.)
506) "Pokey with the pokey thingie of pokiness."
("WTF, mates?")
514) "I wouldn't be me if I didn't come up with a snappy ... word ... thing."
(Brilliant!)
543) "Our conversations are so intelligent: 'squish' 'squish' 'bother' 'bother' 'rrrrrrr.'"
544) "I am the opposite of trouble."
"And what's that?"
"I don't know."
545) "The last name is Waitaminute?"
552) "Great! We can use them for ... trash."
557) "What a funch of buckin' idiots."
579) "I am the master of ... thingie."
(*bows* All hail the Master of Thingie!)
581) "I like exer-mi-cising my powers for evil."
583) "I suck at pronunciating things."
(*giggles*)
585) "How do you spell that?"
"C-H-R-I -- never mind."
592) "Whatever that was ... yeah, it was."
608) "You're ahead of me in brain power -- rrrr."
625) "If the TV's not on, can it be turned off?"
(Ummm ...)
651) "If I were any happier about that ... I'd be happier."
(Really.)
655) "I am a genius. Bleh!"
(Apparently, intelligence tastes bad.)
658) "I used your thingie as a thingie."
(Well, so long as you cleaned it afterwards ...)
659) "Will you be coming by yourself, or will you be on your own?"
663) "We should put on some food and go get clothes."
(That could be interesting.)
668) "Yes, we know you have the alcohol tolerance of a lush."
"And the repeat button of a ... something."
675) "Yeah, we're gonna have to supply them with supplies."
(Really.)
676) "I'm hungry."
"Eat something. Eat a food ... type ... thing."
(I guess McDonald's is out then.)
688) "How did that happen?"
"Oh, it was decided by the general board of ... whoever-decides-these-things."
694) "I get very confused when I'm confused."
(I can see that.)
707) "How's your Me ... Muh ... Mi ... 'M' disease?"
(We're so articulate.)
711) "We've spent a few days apore befart."
(Really. What was that like?)
728) "What gratitude!"
"Thanks for all your long years of ... something."