51) "If the two of you are lesbian lovers I should know so that I can . . . do nothing about it!"
(One of those sentences that should never have been started.)
52) "You're the wolf and I'm Brian. I had a sex change and you had a species change."
(Ummm . . . we were talking about a story. Really.)
53) "You don't just superglue yourself back together when you break!"
(You don't! It's horrible!)
54) "Thank God girls don't pee in groups."
(Well, it's gross.)
55) "I'm a hopeless romantic."
"Me too. When it comes to romance, I'm hopeless."
(No explanation necessary, I believe.)
56) "They're my Achilles ankles."
(The funny thing is, she was talking about her knees.)
57) "[She] doesn't cost anything."
(I think she meant . . . Money can't buy her. Or something.)
58) "Do you want this chicken wing to be shoved up your nose?"
"That's not a chicken wing."
(It was a chicken leg. I wasn't paying attention.)
59) "I don't tell you not to kiss things repeatedly!"
"That's because I don't!"
(Cute stuffed dragon. 'Nuff said.)
60) "Eyes and hair, then breasts."
(A guy talking about what he notices first in a girl.)
61) "It's not very attractive when you come at me with your tongue out."
(Ummm . . . this is another one of these I'm just not gonna touch.)
62) "Does anyone else wanna feel me?!"
(Well, she was wearing a silk-embroidered shirt ...)
63) "I haven't counted their nipples!"
(Umm ... would you believe we were talking about a picture of the Backstreet Boys?)
64) "I'm supposed to honor my British heritage by taking my cough medicine."
(You know, I really don't what to say. I guess my dad is just kinda weird, that's all.)
65) "You don't trust me."
"Why should I?"
"Because my name is Bob."
(College students and finals don't mix.)
66) "When in doubt, whip cabbage."
(Ummmm . . . thingy?)
67) "Are you gonna tell me or will I have to cut half your arm off and count the rings?"
(My co-worker is a little weird. He was trying to find out how old I was.)
68) "I lost my buns."
(Hot dog buns, that is. Really.)
69)"Explodey has a whole different meaning in that sense."
(Self-explanatory. Or if not, I don't feel like going into it.)
70) "Doing it on Jason is a lot more appealing than doing it on Tomo."
(Writing. Would you believe it was writing?)
71) "That's like drinking liquid soda."
(*looks at watch* Oh, it's almost ten. Time for her to go to bed.)
72) "I'm as tightly wound as that thing that's wound really tight."
(I think finals are closing in again . . . )
73) "I didn't ask where they were last night because with Heather and Amanda . . . oops. Wrong couple!"
(Lesbian oil cam!)
74) "For future reference, don't leave your morningstar on the floor, I just knelt on it."
"Okay . . . is my whip out there too?"
(Ummm . . . little pent-up agression last night?)
75) "Do the thing you did last night. Just don't choke this time."
(Oooooookay, then.)
76)"HEY! We're desprate for a screw over here!"
(I'm sure you are.)
77)"She's gonna kill you! She's gonna crush your little male parts!"
(You go girl! Or something like that . . .)
78)"Hey, we never did have the wild passionate sex!"
"We figured we'd leave that to the two of them....and the sea otter . . ."
(There's just something fundamentally wrong with that . . .)
79)"We can go home and watch Ruthless People!"
"Speaking of which, we need to call Mom . . ."
(Ooh, ca-ruel!)
80)"You don't want to know how many weird positions I had to get in to get everybody to fit."
(Ummmm . . . family photo? Maybe? Thingie?)
81) "That's a uterus, not a potbelly, but never mind."
(It's all so clear to me now . . .)
82) "My brother, the Manly Meep Man."
(That's the kind of brother I want.)
83) "My foot is eating my sock."
(The things you hear when walking by people . . .)
84) "Waaaaaaahhhh! You're fucking everything up, you angelic idiot!"
(*hides* I get too involved reading fanfiction sometimes.)
85) "This is gonna be the most, worst game ever."
(Of course!)
86) "I'm lying around with pants falling off and it's retarded."
(I hate it when that happens.)
87) "It won't work if you don't get your fingers in the right place!"
(These things are never as funny when you realize what they were actually talking about -- in this case, gloves.)
88) "Where on earth did you get your parents?"
(What? You've never been to Parents R Us?)
89) "And if you don't like it, you can suck my nonexistent dick."
(Uh, yeah.)
90) "I don't know you well enough to chew your head yet."
(Somehow I'm glad.)
91) "Why be 23 when you can be 5?"
(Why, indeed.)
92) "I'm half the size of the others, I don't even move, and I'm packaged as a bonus!" -- Aron Eisenberg
(Action figures. Poor guy.)
93) "I'm a purposeful accident." -- Leonard Nimoy
(Hey look! A Leonard Nimoy quote! I was there when he said it!)
94) "I thought all weddings were an execution." -- John deLancie
(Hey look! A John deLancie quote! Did somebody attend a Star Trek convention?)
95) "How did I get the role? I slept with Gene Roddenberry." -- John deLancie
(Eheh.)
96) "The best thing about having an action figure is being able to play with yourself." -- Bob Picardo
(And again I say ... eheh.)
97) "They didn't call him the man, the myth, the methane for nothing." -- Bob Picardo
(Fart Wars. Yeah.)
And now for two quotes that were nearly left out ...
98) "You have three seconds to say, 'I love you! You inspire me. You're wonderful!' and it all comes out as 'AAAAAHHHH!'"
(I was trying to describe what it's like when a Backstreet Boy meets your gaze . . . *faints*)
99) "Cameras do not magically delete your neck!"
(Well . . . they don't.)
And now for one hundredth quote!!! This is so sad.
100) "They just fling it out and do it anywhere."
(Ummm ... she was talking about the thing you think, but not the act you think ... uh ... yeah.)