101) "MANLY BRIDE! And Girly Groom!"
(Another one that was almost left out. Right.)
102) "Will you do me?"
(A sentence that kinda needed to be finished ...)
103) "It's a flying buttress!"
(Well duh!)
104) "The complete writing of Sophocles! A gangrenous limb!"
(Umm ... we were getting kind of stuck for answers.)
105) "I lost my pant legs."
(Umm ... lemme get those for you ... *backs away slowly*)
106) "Do your biology. Mmyeah!"
(Another blast from the past, eh Kouri?)
107) "Life is too short for bad fanfiction."
(How very true.)
108) "You tell me to do my homework, and then you molest me!"
(Do you really want to know? I mean ... really?)
109) "So, are you slurping the same thing up there as you are down there?"
(What's really odd about that quote is that it came up in Philosophy class.)
110) "Tell your coffee his brother is ready."
(Messing up my lines in The Glass Menagerie.)
111) "Okay, he's sweeping the grass."
(He was.)
112) "Slingshot pig!"
(Well, you know that saying if pigs could fly ... never mind.)
113) "Your armpit is not an orifice."
(I should hope not.)
114) "Your head is at face level with my door."
(Even the right way around, this sentence would not make sense.)
115) "I'd work at Hooters, you know, if I had hooters not the size of barn owls."
(Well ... ummm ... sorry?)
116) "Great. Beeping bento!"
(Commenting on anime ... or something.)
117) "Does anyone know why my cat is sparkly?"
(Is she related to Hotohori?)
118) "Yes, but you sound like a human tuba."
(Is that a bad thing?)
119) "[He] snores, but it's okay because he tells me I do too." Two minutes later. "Not that I'd know whether [he] snores or not because we don't sleep in the same bed or anything!"
(This goes on the list of things you don't want to find yourself saying to your mother. x_x)
120) "You can't just call it quits after you've had your fun with me!"
(All I have to say is ... o.O;;;;;;)
121) "Don't mind me; I'm naked in a bush."
(Sounds like ... uh ... fun.)
122) "Your feet are clean, right?"
"Are you kidding? I was just at work for eight hours!"
"Oh well, I didn't use my tongue, so it's okay."
(On biting feet ... or something.)
123) "He keeps trying to prove he's so macho, so you have to wonder. And then there's all those Playgirl mags he claims were given to him by a friend. Er, Playboy, I mean."
(Oops.)
124) "How much screwing do they think we need?!"
(Umm ... you don't want me to answer that.)
125) "Okay, you're either tired or you're . . . tired."
(Another one of our famous sentences that died halfway through! Yay!)
126) "I dunno . . . they're cute, but I could never wear them -- they're already making my feet throw up."
(Gee ... sorry about that ...)
127) "A shoehorn? For me? Wow!"
(Said without sarcasm. No, really.)
128) "These people are gonna end up killing my brain cells by their ambient stupidity."
(Is that contagious?)
129) "Can I stroke his crumpetness?"
(On Nick the Crumpet. Yeah.)
130) "But you're my jerk!"
(Well ... he is. :-P)
131) "They have nothing to do but wear funny hats and eat ugly food."
(Umm ... we were talking about rich people at country clubs. There were ladies running around in identical purple dresses with red hats. It was scary.)
132) "Freshman or not, I'm going to bludgeon him to death."
(Oh dear.)
133) "Is that a banana in your pocket or do you just want to play with my glass menagerie?"
(I don't know. I really don't. But it was funny. Admit it.)
134) "Um, we have a problem. I'm falling out of my socks."
(And again, I hate it when that happens! I have come to the conclusion we have too many quotes on here about socks and feet. Stop it, people!)
135) "His preferences are as of yet undetermined."
"Oh, you mean he's trysexual."
(Riiiight.)
136) "Have any of you guys ever gotten stuck in a fridge?"
(A total non sequitur said without sarcasm. I don't know! YOU figure it out!)
137) "Um, baby, I need to be able to breathe."
"No you don't."
"Why not?"
"Um, you have gills."
"Where?"
"I don't know."
"Up my ass?"
(Thingie?)
138) "I have to do my homework, and we need to go to Walmart. These are not activities I want to do while horny!"
(Well ... would you?)
139) "Potatoes, your first love. I'll always be second."
(*sniffles*)
Another one that was almost left out ...
140) (sung)"I'm floating in a pool and I'm dead."
(My brother's hypothesis of what Sunset Boulevard would sound like as a musical.)
141) "I can be my mother with a mustache."
(Highest form of flattery ...?)
142) "That was very entertaining, considering it was a soda bottle."
(We were wrestling over it. Don't ask.)
143) "Stop fluffing me!"
(He was using me as a pillow and kept fluffing me like one!)
144) "Oh my God, he has no neck!"
(It was apparently hidden by a newly-grown beard.)
145) "Well, what do you expect? My head's made of bone!"
(Too easy.)
146) "So, are you a guy or a girl?"
(Not a question one likes to be asked.)
147) "When my hamsters did that, we found limbs afterwards."
(That is so wrong.)
148) "The fan just tried to give me a blow job!"
(o.O;)
149) "And then there was ick."
(We were talking about ugly dresses. Yeah.)
150) "What? I didn't have enough hands!"
(Well! They were full! Of stuff! Oh, stop thinking like that!)