151) "Don't twitch your back at me!"
(Yeah! Don't do that!)
152) "I turned into an egg at the wrong moment."
(I hate it when that happens. Okay, okay, I know you want to know what this is about. It was a video game. Happy now?)
153) "We're going on the flume! Right now! C'mon!" *starts marching off*
"Uhh, [name], the flume's that way." *points other direction*
*pauses* "Well, c'mon!"
(Hee hee. Blast from the past.)
154) "Smokey towels?!"
(Never mind.)
155) "Put it somewhere you'll see every day."
"I can't. She eats them."
(Ummm ... gonna just leave that one.)
156) "Um, sorry. My mustache whiskers kind of have a mind of their own."
(.... and they like to attack people! Killer Whiskers!! AAAAAHHH!)
I'm not going to try to make comments anymore unless something pops into my head.
157) "Chart ran off on me. Saw me comin' and headed for the hills."
158) "There is nothing sexual about muffins!"
159) "Someone has a strange sense of something."
160) "I've got it! It's ... it's mmyeah!"
(Mozenrath. It's Mozenrath. Really.)
161) "My breasts will have a wild outing!"
"They'll jump and splash and play and frolic!"
162) "Why yes, Yume-chan, you may."
(Depends on the correct Japanese pronounciation to be funny.)
163) (solemnly) "Huggy Bear is old and wise." *nods sagely*
164) "Reminder to self: start using rocket launcher."
(Another video game comment. =P)
165) "This operation does not require tongue."
(Do I want to know what it DOES require?)
166) "Your alignment is good at several speeds."
(That's good to know.)
167) "I was far too la la la for him."
168) "Your thingie has a thingie."
(The sentence that wasn't.)
169) "You need another ball."
170) "What's wrong with Uranus?"
(Wrong ... wrong, on so many levels.)
171) "I woke and saw a naked person cooking and thought, I am having weird dreams tonight."
172) "They were the delivery boys of death."
(In reference to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in Hamlet.)
173) "Play with the lay."
(Just kidding. It was actually lei. But it sounds funny.)
174) "I don't wanna play footsie with a frog!"
(Well, she didn't.)
175) "Was Shakespeare on something when he wrote?"
"Yeah, it's called genius."
176) "Don't bite it yet!"
177) "She was a boy. He was a girl."
(Misquoting Avril Lavigne. o.O;)
178) "It's legit, but it's retarded."
179) "Gimme back my camera! Help! Rape!"
180) "How do I break up fagevoy?"
(We were playing Scrabble? I think.)
181) "He's mooning my peantus!"
182) "This isn't . . . I don't know."
(Guess what? Another sentence that died halfway! Woo!)
183) "I wonder what an attack of horny demons would be like."
(Really? I don't.)
184) "If he doesn't like mood swings, then he's dating the wrong gender!"
185) "See, here's my problem. I have all these protective big-brotherly instincts and two little sisters who, if a guy tried to take advantage of them, would rip his nuts off [themselves]. It doesn't leave a whole lot for me to do."
186) "Wait, didn't I throw you away?"
187) "It picks itself."
188)"I wasn't depressed until I realized I was depressed."
(And somewhere in Florida, another sentence bites the dust . . .)
189)"You can't fluff the fluffer!"
190)"Know what I like about doing tech support over the phone? When some dude tells me that he only gets HBO every other day, and his remote only works when HBO doesn't, I can make a what-the-fuck? face while still sounding confident and cheerful."
(To quote Ura, "It's a job.")
191) "Glomp-i-ty goodness!"
(^.^;)
192) "Another aspect of my childhood destroyed. But ah, so worth it."
(Thank you for sharing that charming revelation.)
193) "It's a one-eye fetish."
(Someone likes pirates. A lot.)
194) "These are the men that try women's souls."
(Rearranging the quote, "These are the times that try men's souls." Sounds better this way, huh?)
195) "Ooh! Female teddy bear. With magical parts! Ooh!"
(I really think you don't want to know.)
196) "I'm not a fishie!"
(Want to know something funny? I have NO idea why I said that!!!)
197) "I hope you find a solution to your ravenous snails."
(Me too.)
198) "I am not a bathtub!"
199) "You're awake enough to be feeling kinky?"
200) *brandishing a pair of drumsticks* "I don't have a newspaper!"
(It sort of made sense at the time . . . thingie?)