201) "I kicked myself with your leg."
202) "It's permanently raining for a little while."
(Really.)
203) "I'll stop procrastinating tomorrow."
(Riiiiiiight.)
204) "We had a big Moby-Dick party."
(Sounds like . . . fun.)
205) "Just so you know, this may scar you for life."
"Fishies!"
"Glad to see you showing proper concern."
206) "The patient's medical history tested positive for grandparents."
(I should hope so!)
207) "Well, it makes you feel silly after -- yay! They have a Dunkies!"
(Well . . . they did.)
208) "I remember what's important to remember . . . I think."
209) "I was looking for your hand, and I got your breast."
(Umm . . . oops?)
210) "Circle K -- we do it for free!"
(All right!)
211) "His thingie's just wrong!"
(And so is this quote.)
212) "How are we supposed to use him like that?"
(To quote Quinn or Homer, "I don't . . . know.")
213) "I fear your toothpick."
(Well . . . they are . . . pointy . . .)
214) "From now on, you should let me keep my body parts."
(I can live with that plan.)
215) "Please do not molest my chin."
216) "What is with this woman and big fat men with huge belly buttons?"
(x_x;;;;;)
217) "Good, punch my breast. Maybe it’ll deflate. Not that there’s much flate."
218) "My foot is flapping!"
(Is it supposed to do that?)
219) "Sorry, I licked your muffin."
(Doesn't that sound perverted?)
220) "We'll be happy miserable."
(Sure!)
And now, two silly conversations.
221) "What's that?"
"It's a coffee table."
222) "What are you going to do with those potatoes?"
"Eat them."
(Damn. And I wanted to knit socks with them.)
223) "I got one without getting it."
(Got it! I think.)
224) "No, you're too stinky for your pants."
225) "I'm too sexy for my farts."
(Yes, those two quotes came up in the same conversation.)
226) "It's de-cooked."
(Woo hoo! New word!)
227) "Well, it's a warm, sunny day, and he's T.S. Eliot."
(This was in response to some literary question about the irony of the poem.)
228) "Come to my play! I'm the naked director!"
(Save me.)
229) "Is your car to take okay?"
(Sentence up mix.)
230) "Only I'm allowed to slobber on them."
(It's not as perverted as it seems.)
231) "If I ever snap, the world is doomed."
(He's not kidding.)
232) "Miss Thing had to go get her thing, so we couldn't do anything."
233) "I've never been told I was Leon by anyone's phone . . . not to my face anyhow."
(Gotta get that caller ID fixed.)
234) "Are those books check-able-outie?"
(Staying at the library late at night can affect your brain.)
235) "He'll shower for God, but not for me."
(I don't want to think about that.)
236) "Don't shun people just because they have a drug problem."
237) "Rape tomatoes?!"
(Grape tomatoes. It was really grape tomatoes. I just need my hearing checked.)
238) "I feel inferior to all the liteature majors because I can't talk intelligently about nothing."
(So accurate.)
239) "Did you see the pictures in there where they're ripping Simon's shirt off?"
"No."
"He's very fuzzy."
"That's because he's British."
"That doesn't have anything to do with -- maybe it does."
(Talking about American Idol's Simon Cowell)
240) "I can do anything I want to."
"Why?"
"Because I'm me."
(Again, take him at his word.)
241) "They're gonna take that the wrong way -- oh it's a butter knife."
(He was brandishing it threateningly. I guess he was going to butter someone to death.)
242) "Six times nine is 54."
*pause* "Where does that get us?"
"I'm working on it."
(We were trying to work out how many weeks were left until a certain date. His mathematics were . . . creative.)
243) "Wah! His face is like a thing!"
(Somebody please tell me that somebody remembers when and why this was said? Come to think of it, maybe I said it . . .)
244) "You don't want to suck that right now."
(Wrong, wrong, wrong . . .)
245) "You horrible . . . thing-I-can't-say-in-front-of-children!"
246) "I wanna be a lunatic my whole life!"
(She'll have no problems there.)
247) "It's an interest-activated microphone." - Bob Picardo
(Star Trek mini con! Neelix's mic kept messing up. ^_^;)
248) "He's got oodles of chest hair!"
249)"Are your feet ticklish?"
"No, actually they're an errogenous zone."
"My hand feels dirty."
250) "Maybe I should tickle his feet again. That'll get him up!"
(Eek.)