351) "No offense [name], but you're kind of a freak."
"What do you mean kind of?"
352) "Alas, we're back in the real world."
"Can't make me!"
353) "You're the one with the clothes ON."
(Video game comment, re: Mitsurugi vs. Mitsurugi)
354) "But do you think I'll need an escort serivce? Wait, that came out all wrong."
355) "For once, I'm cursing all anime characters being young and attractive."
(We were trying to come up with an old, ugly character.)
356) "Can we please write this fic without including any extra wrongness?"
"What, [as if] it's going to have enough wrongness as it is."
357) "My hair is out of my mind."
358) "I'm not delirious, I don't think. You guys would tell me if you weren't really here, right?"
359) "Though I just know that [she] would be sneaking up behind me to turn me off at random times."
(Disadvantages of being an android.)
360) "I entrust you with the safety of these nuts."
361) "Squigglehush!"
(Instead of "hugglesquish," in case you were wondering.)
362) "Yes, but [she] hasn't turned into a sucking Beast of Doom."
363) "You were thinking about it [leching fourteen-year-olds], though."
"No I wasn't!"
"Yes you were!"
"Yes I was."
364) "Here's Ben, Melissa, and Evil!"
(Introducing our future children.)
365) "We can award them equal da-man-hood but for different reasons."
(Talking about Luke Skywalker and Han Solo. [Han is SO da man.])
366) "It's fun to mess around with people, but I can't pair you off with your brother."
367) "Nobody gets to marry him, except the girl he's marrying."
368) "I get to be bigamist? Cool!"
369) "Dude, scootch toward her. Your ass is hot."
370) "You're forgetting one thing, Padowan. I'm Jack Sparrow!"
(Jedi Jack Sparrow. :-D)
371) "Okay, you're all on breast patrol."
372) "This is not what it looks like! I'm not sure what it looks like, but this is not it!"
373) "Okay, you two. Detatch your respective body parts and get ready."
(Uh, I'll get right on that.)
374) "Fine, so scorn my pink spoon of happiness if you will."
375) "He's so big; I'm trying to figure out where to put him."
(She was talking about a giant cardboard cut out of Jack Sparrow. He just keeps popping up everywhere on this list.)
376) "So, am I lesbian in disguise or what?"
(I don't know, but if you have to ask other people, you have PROBLEMS!)
377) "Sorry I couldn't get it up for you."
(When Cable Repair people go brain dead.)
378) "Okay, if you feel the need to smack me around some more, I'll volunteer."
379) "She has too many teeth."
380) "Explain to me why you're still alive."
(Anime comment.)
381) "Stop trying to make a horror movie!"
"I'm not! But if one happens, I can't be held accountable."
382) "Don't make me use this, 'cause I don't know how."
383) "I'm like Magic Can't-Type Man."
(My hero!)
384) "Damn it! You're making it awfully hard for me to mooch off you!"
385) "Huh? My big toenail caused the rain?"
(Duh!)
386) "What do you mean, 'There will be no evil'? There's been evil all day!"
387) (in a foreign accent) "Zis day iz cuhrsed! Zis pahrk iz cuhrsed!"
388) *hides eyes* "We're gonna die!"
*removes her hands from her eyes* "We're not gonna die." *looks around* "We're gonna die."
(We were riding a roller coaster in the middle of lightning storm. Thankfully, we're still alive.)
389) "You never know, she might have a fly up her butt."
390) "It's scary how easily he personified evil."
391) "I wouldn't have a problem dating an ugly guy if he was nice and had a great personality. But he didn't."
(Those two quotes were about the same person. Scary, huh?)
392) "What are you cackling at?"
"I gotta wedgie."
(There are no words.)
393) "He's an asshole, but he does it for the good of mankind."
394) "Wrong window. Brain broken."
(Er?)
395) "Whatever you just said, shut up!"
"I said, 'Are you okay?'"
". . . Shut up!"
396) "That's a whole new meaning to 'keeping it in your pants'!"
(Because if you don't keep that drawstring away from the cats, you'll have issues.)
397) "Okay, that was zero to 69 in sixty seconds."
398) And now, an entertaining conversation from a couple years ago:
"Will: John's being the asshole tonight.
Kevin: The asshole? [...]
Kimura: The asshole? There has to be one every night?
Kevin: I'm the asshole.
Ratus: I can be the asshole!
Kimura: Yes, but you're not good at it. You're too sweet.
Kevin: You're not even good at being an asshole?
Kimura: He's good at plenty of other things, asshole!
Kevin: Yes! I am the asshole!
Kimura: 'How many assholes we got on this ship?!'"
399) "When Alan Rickman plays Trent Reznor, he looks just like Snape."
(Someone got her names a little bit mixed up.)
400) (in a German accent) "I have ways of making you waltz."
(*giggles*)