601) "Thus proving that digital cameras do not always take flawless pictures."
"Hey! That's a flawless picture of his butt!"
(My brother walked in front of the camera. x_x)
602) "I have a question. What the hell?"
603) "People are stupid. And also, exhibitionists."
(A dangerous combination.)
604) "[She] is becoming one with the cake."
"Actually, the cake is becoming one with my hips."
605) "It was like watching someone grow old and die in fast forward."
606) "Insert hand gesture that I cannot make here."
(So noted.)
607) "The only one I remember is the one I wrote down, which I don't actually remember. So, it's a good thing I wrote it down."
608) "You're ahead of me in brain power -- rrrr."
609) "Mmm ... bug spray. It's not toxic, is it? Shit."
610) "I'm stuck, and I'm shedding!"
611) "We can carve pumpkins while we watch Farscape ... or you can fling silverware around. Either way works."
612) "Hobbit weed! Hobbit weed! Is it hobbit weed?"
"Yeah, it's right next to the hobbit bong."
613) “Swish swish swish! Bounce bounce bounce! Yum yum yum!”
(Look ... just don't ask.)
614) “I have had conversations consisting entirely of the word ‘dude!’”
“Yes, but not with the Marine Police!”
(Men. -.-)
615) “Some people leave their hair down. Some people pull their hair up.”
“I’m one of those people who pulls their hair out.”
(Work can be a stressful place.)
616) “Did you break my brush?”
“No. I’m fixing it.”
(And again ... men. -.-)
617) “I don’t know. Somebody left her pee on my desk.”
(Remember, I work in a doctor's office. o.O;)
618) "What, is Barney on Zoloft now?"
(God help us all.)
619) "I just wanted your intake."
"You mean input?"
"Yeah. What did I say?"
620) "Wah!"
"It'll be fine."
"Wah!"
"Baby, it'll be okay."
"What part of 'wah' aren't you understanding?"
621) "... once you're done pillaging the nuts."
(o.O;;;)
622) "That can be a tomorrow thing."
"Tomorrow? You mean Monday?"
"Yeah, that kind of tomorrow."
(It was a long week.)
623) "If we were any geekier, we'd be incompatible with life."
624) "If you're gonna be addicted to something, at least make it something for fun."
625) "If the TV's not on, can it be turned off?"
(Ummm ...)
626) "Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil."
[Someone has just informed me that this is actually from a t-shirt. So, um, this isn't mine. Ours. Whatever. But this is a HUGE update, and it's a pain in the ass to re-number everything.]
627) "She cannot hear you. You are not a shiny block."
(Um, thanks?)
628) "Hold that thought. I'm vibrating."
(Ah, living in the information age ... It was his cell phone, okay? Okay.)
629) "Sora couldn't angst if you gave him an instruction manual."
630) "Those things are creepy."
"Actually, I'm kind of getting used to the ones that ... okay, never mind. They're all creepy."
631) "It's like having sex with a jack-in-the-box!"
("Hickory smoked is so crazy! What's wrong with you???")
632) "Did you just sprain your ass?"
633) "It takes a lot to ring my bells."
(That sounds like a personal problem.)
634) "I am happy because I am alive, and I have two working arms and two working legs and ten working digits one each limb ..."
(People on this list really need to go back to anatomy class.)
635) "It's the 'I got sexually assaulted by Home Depot' costume."
(Clearly, video game designers need to read this list.)
636) "I either get a guy with his pants off, or the only girl in the world I don't want to see with her pants off."
(A rock and a hard place.)
637) “Why do I keep coming back to the half naked men?”
(Do you REALLY have to ask that?)
638) “Excuse me while I strip without taking my clothes off.”
(Doesn’t that take all fun out of it?)
639) “The only way you can pump sugar into your lungs faster than downing a pixi stiks is to inject it right into your veins!”
(Well ... how 'bout we don't try that?)
640) “You’re kissing another woman!”
“Yes, but since we’re both role-playing men, it’s okay”
(That makes sense until you think about it.)
641) "We’re thinking about going out clubbing."
"I did that this weekend!"
"Yes, I know. And I know what came of it."
"Yes -- me, several times!"
642) "What major highway are you near?"
"Huh?"
"Well, are you closest to the 202, the 101, or the 60?"
"Yeah."
(-.-)
643) "Yeah, I'd love to look after your pussies ... Oh my God."
(Meow?)
644) "Are you at home now, or are you accessing your e-mail remotely?"
"Yes."
(Ah, customer stupidity at its finest.)
645) "The only trouble I've had is communicating. My Co-op and I don't think the same."
"Nobody thinks the way you do."
646) "Another reason why I won't have kids. I'd have to bring them to the vet."
(Well ... that's one way to do it ...)
647) "You see, the problem is that we have three food groups: frozen food, fast food, and Hooters."
(I'm sure there are plenty of men who would consider that a balanced diet.)
648) "I'm not taking that bowl out of the fridge until I can put it directly in the dishwasher and set it on stun."
(To quote Vash the Stampede, "SCARY!!!!")
649) "You're the serving wench."
*spill*
"You're fired."
650) "Food!"
"Clothing?"
"Mmm ... nipples."