651) "If I were any happier about that ... I'd be happier."
(Really.)
652) "Dude, that cow was on the wrong side of the fence. How'd it get there?"
"... It's Moo-dini!"
653) "It's kinda wrinkled."
"Kinda?"
"I mean 'kinda' in the 'very' sense of the word."
654) "Pants pants pants pants ..."
"Drugs!"
655) "I am a genius. Bleh!"
(Apparently, intelligence tastes bad.)
656) "If we start young, we won't have to corrupt him later."
(This is true.)
657) "So, that's what the flower symbolizes: a gay orgy!"
(Of course!)
658) "I used your thingie as a thingie."
(Well, so long as you cleaned it afterwards ...)
659) "Will you be coming by yourself, or will you be on your own?"
660) "Basically, it boils down to, 'Don't give mice to cookies.'"
(Do I even want to know?)
661) "We should know more than 'swords are pointy! I hold one end; this one is for you.'"
("This going to take a lot of work.")
662) "Where do you out for a date with the Guardian of the Dark?"
(... Hot Topic?)
663) "We should put on some food and go get clothes."
(That could be interesting.)
664) "The stick is hard; I don't like playing with it!"
(Oh dear.)
665) "That was a purely instinctual 'woohoo!'"
666) "So much wrong, so few retinas ..."
667) "Sorry your fridge has turned into the seafood orphanage."
(I don't think I'd adopt from there ...)
668) "Yes, we know you have the alcohol tolerance of a lush."
"And the repeat button of a ... something."
669) "Stupid breasts and their anti-tickle waves!"
(Just don't ask. x_x)
670) "I want weather! I'm sick of climate!"
671) "So, you're Captain Obvious's third cousin, Captain Oblivious?"
"Oh yeah. In fact, skip the Captain. I'm Commander Oblivious!"
(LOL.)
672) "No, there is no happy, friendly Hell for you!"
(Aw, darn.)
673) "Don't make me make you taste like a leek!"
(Some of the threats we come up with ...)
674) "The program ate my lunch."
"It munched your lunch!"
675) "Yeah, we're gonna have to supply them with supplies."
(Really.)
676) "I'm hungry."
"Eat something. Eat a food ... type ... thing."
(I guess McDonald's is out then.)
677) "Sorry, it's the night of the living angst."
(*runs away screaming*)
678) "Oh, it is spelled with an i."
"Hah!"
"[Name], you said it wasn't."
"Oh."
679) "Hey! You do not get to lick my cleavage!"
(Aw, you're no fun.)
680) "Okay, first of all, there is no way that you're going to be able to mug a Jedi."
(It does seem like it would be difficult.)
681) "We are the sort of good friends who can suggest things of the other person in utmost love and affection. In privacy, of course. I would hardly yell, 'HEY HOW ARE YOU, YOU VILLAGE BICYCLE YOU,' if I saw you at the mall."
(............. o.O;)
682) "This is our Justice League base!"
"How'd you get it?"
"We stole it!"
(Does anyone else see a problem with this?)
683) "I'd challenge him to a duel."
"I don't think that would go very well. He has a gun."
(Well, that's just unfair.)
684) "I think walking into a police station with a rifle would be frowned upon."
685) "Are those bullets in that clear plastic magazine?"
"No, they're magic jelly beans."
(... of DEATH!)
686) (After being tickled and poked in the ear)
"You're not allowed to touch me anymore."
687) "For once we were decisive! Rockin'!"
"Yes, but I notice we were decisive about deciding to do nothing."
688) "How did that happen?"
"Oh, it was decided by the general board of ... whoever-decides-these-things."
689) "Donald Trump used to be a hippie farmer until that alien hairpiece took over his brain and made him into the evil Trumpinator."
"... You just made me choke on cheese."
690) "I was gazing at you adoringly, and you thought I was farting."
691) "I have no patience; I don't know what my problem is."
"You work here."
692) "Remember, we found the desecrated orange?"
"...Do you mean desiccated?"
(*wails* No! Not the orange!)
693) "He can't be a zombie! Zombies don't speak Spanish!"
(You know this from experience ...?)
694) "I get very confused when I'm confused."
(I can see that.)
695) "I have a lot of touch-me feel-me clothes."
(Woo hoo!)
696) "What about that?"
"You didn't do anything."
"Yes, it's called bluffing, and it works much better when someone doesn't explain it to the bluffee."
697) "Is reading supposed to be a full contact sport?"
(Well ... thingie?)
698) "That was meltier than I was expecting it to be."
699) "If you get hot dog food on me, I will beat you."
700) "You're not qualified to operate this box."
("Just no skill.")