5) "Who just blobified what?"
blobify (v.) - to cause someone to melt in pleasure

24) "You can’t deflower her, you have to decactus her!"
decactus (v.) - to deflower someone who is a bitch

129) "Can I stroke his crumpetness?"
crumpetness (n.) - the state of being a crumpet

135) "His preferences are as of yet undetermined."
"Oh, you mean he's trysexual."

180) "How do I break up fagevoy?"
fagevoy (n.) - a useless set of Scrabble letters ... except that you can make "voyage" out of it

189)"You can't fluff the fluffer!"
fluffer (n.) - one who fluffs

191) "Glomp-i-ty goodness!"
glompity (adj.) - filled with glomps
glomp (v.) - to hug someone bodily and forcefully

226) "It's de-cooked."
de-cooked (adj.) - raw

234) "Are those books check-able-outie?"
check-able-outie (adj.) - capable of being checked out of a library

245) "You horrible . . . thing-I-can't-say-in-front-of-children!"
thing-I-can't-say-in-front-of-children (n.) - a euphemisim for a variety of profanities

258) "He's more swishbuckling than swashbuckling."
swishbuckling (adj.) - see Sparrow, Jack

266) "Do we have anything else to add to our list, besides zingyness?"
zingyness (n.) - the state of being fresh, interesting, and original

269) "Did anyone choosed ... choosed."
choosed (v.) - the past tense of choose

276) "It's ebolea."
ebolea (n.) - a disease that afflicts college students near the end of the first semester of their senior year, causing them to invent new words

342) "Next time we should go to the fish museum."
fish museum (n.) - aquarium

361) "Squigglehush!"
squigglehush (n.) - a bastardization of "hugglesquish"

365) "We can award them equal da-manhood but for different reasons."
da-manhood (n.) - the state of being "da man"

465) "It's so warm out, I can't believe it snew today."
snew (v.) - the past tense of snow

466) "Take something for it. Take un-headachy things."
unheadachy (adj.) - capable of relieving a headache

581) "I like exer-mi-cising my powers for evil."
exer-mi-cise (n.) - a type of evil exercise, closely related to Pilates

583) "I suck at pronunciating things."
pronunciate (v.) - to use free style art of pronunciation

698) "That was meltier than I was expecting it to be."
meltier (adj.) - melting faster than a drooling fangirl at Yaoi-con

728) "No, we still haven't solutionized that yet."
solutionize (v.) - to solve using "creative" methods <.<

744) "Today has been a very blarfish weekend. ...And that wouldn't have made sense even if blarfish was a word."
blarfish (adj.) - so unpleasant that it seems to multiply by two

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